Research suggests that hats contain only the ability to contain and convey iconic powers. Another means of extraction is needed.
To the amonmolab, away. Over and out.
[Unprivate and Unjournalistic]
*Here everyone, someone's left a box of hats in the middle of the school's doorstep, with a sign on it saying "Free". They're quite pretty hats, with the ability to do many things such as the ability to burn ice cream and dig pitfalls. All sorts of crack ability hats free for the taking.*